The fattest skinny person you'll EVER know...

malibu07 @ 2005-10-24T12:17:00

2005-10-24T16:17:16Z

Kanye West last night.....

:-o

SO GOOD

Midterm grades today...crossing my fingers on this one...

What the fuck???

2005-09-30T05:08:56Z

So living on your own?
It can be a good thing...unless you're the only one that has their shit together and your roommates don't know if they're going to be able to make rent...

hmmm......lots to say on that whole issue but I think I'll speak of happier things...

I was late to accounting today and the ONLY seat open was right next to hot mystery classmate.
Hot mystery classmate (who I really want to bend over the desk and do naughty things to) proceeded to talk to me for the whole class. I totally missed the australian professor's notes on accrual interest.
Anyway, I was invited to classmate's "mystery keg party" where, allegedly, they blindfold you and make you chug from mystery tubes full of mystery liquid, usually at least 60 proof...

I saw Landon from Real World Philadelphia on Wednesday. He is ginormous in person.
EUUUU HE HOOKED UP WITH TONYA!! He probably has like 12 stds now (some undiscovered).
He also said that she did coke on the inferno 2 and the producers found it and almost kicked the whole badass team off the show.
And Shavonda? WORKIN AT HOOTERS...and still going to college...but definitely WORKIN AT HOOTERS.
I thought she was small in the breast area? Guess not...
He was talking about Trishelle, too. I forgot what he said about her.

Morgan Spurlock was here on Monday. He basically flailed about on stage for an hour making fun of McDonald's and then answered a bunch of retarded questions from fanboys who like, work on his show or something. I was disappointed.

I have pictures of Landon and as soon as I figure out how to upload them from my phone I will post them.

waaaaaaa

2005-08-31T22:46:20Z

So I moved up to IUP and started class on Monday? I don't really know why i'm going here. I guess I needed a change from the urban/close to home feel that Pitt provided.
My apartment is nice and the roomates are ok.

Don't really feel like typing much because I already have a shitload of work to do but I'm just so excited that I got my internet working that I had to test it out.

Most likely coming home for my birthday on saturday.
It's my 21st. But honestly, I think I'm just gonna spend it with K and do little stuff and not even get drunk LOL. It's like, "what's the point?" I think everyone is continuously drunk from 17-21 anyway.

ADJUSTING IT DIFFICULT. A tad homesick.

malibu07 @ 2005-08-10T17:29:00

2005-08-10T21:29:33Z

DUDE, I'm getting a Dell!

*Excitement*

In Lieu of me moving back to school in 3 weeks, my mother has decided to assist with the purchase of a new computer (probably so I won't have to take this one up with me).

It's a Dell XPS gen5 , and I got a freaking wonderful deal on it. It has so much power that I can waste my time in style with the latest games. Yay for cheesy role playing and demon explosions!

malibu07 @ 2005-07-19T01:44:00

2005-07-19T05:44:25Z

Isn't it crazy how people can randomly come into your life without warning and suddenly become one of your closest friends?

I went to work one day in april to find out that everyone that sat around me was new...Me in the middle, an adhd poster child named Justin on my right, a kindly old 'dumbledoresque' man named Ron on my left, and this chatty girl with blue hair named Kim.
For some reason, Kim and I hit it off in spite of the fact that WE HAVE NOTHING IN COMMON (note the emphasis).
The strange part is that we kind of already knew each other...apparently Kim and her friend Gina went through the LJS drive-thru 2 years ago when I was operating it one day and I commented on their fervent droning of some stupid rap song by singing their order total to them in the speaker.

She remembered me, even though at the time I had spiky blonde hair and a rediculous visor covering my face.

We've been hanging out almost every day for the past 4 months. We hate everything about one another with the exception that we make each other laugh hysterically and can carry on pretty lengthy conversations about the most mundane subjects.

All of this has me thinking about my social relationships with people.
It seems that I change friends like I change clothes. It's bizarre to think how bored I would be if I wasn't able to hang out with Kim or any other of the people that I've gotten to know recently and yet just a few months ago I was merrily going about my life, unaware that any of these people even exsisted. It forces me to think about how I've been acting like this my whole life; It leads me to reflect upon my friends that I no longer have contact with and wonder if I'll ever see them again. I miss them :(

I went to the viewing of my roomate's mother last friday. It was surreal. I remember someone saying she was ill but I was unaware that she was in such a state. I felt so sorry for Michelle and her whole family. I can't even mention it without wanting to brood in darkness for hours contemplating a world without my own mother, even though I really dislike (i.e. hate her guts) 98% of the time.
One good thing that came of it was that I saw SANDI for the first time in 3 years. I got her number!!!!! Now all I have to do is actually try to make contact with her...

oooooohhhhhhh Im looking at Half Blood Prince on my desk and I need to read now.

At Work

2005-06-18T03:43:02Z

I'm stuck at work, it's almost midnight...

The nice thing about being stuck here this late is the amount of freedom you have to do whatever you want (i.e. update your journal).
Getting used to the new shift...The bastards yanked me out of my giant cubicle of almost 10 months and put me in this little piece of shit office with no door...very sad.

I have alot to say but limited time to say it so I'll do this later.

malibu07 @ 2005-03-07T15:49:00

2005-03-07T20:49:58Z

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malibu07 @ 2005-03-02T17:02:00

2005-03-02T22:02:25Z

WHY is Wendy Bell wearing a crushed velvet blazer on the 6 o'clock news? It's 2005! It was so upsetting that I had to change to kdka.

malibu07 @ 2005-03-01T23:46:00

2005-03-02T04:46:09Z

Why is Tori Amos's mother advertising for PNC bank?

malibu07 @ 2005-02-15T03:16:00

2005-02-15T08:15:58Z

So when did "whore" become so popular?

Better still, when did people start replacing other words for "whore"?

I've been saying "whore" for years. I've even used "whore" in sentences where "whore" shouldn't be there.

FAAAAAAAAAAAT

2005-02-14T22:16:44Z

I have the biggest craving for a chicken flatbread sandwich from ljs. Im might leave class early tonight just so I can drive all the way down to an existing store and buy one. It will have extra chipotle sauce and some shrimp on the side (drools).

This is such a fat kid thing to do. Let's face it: I was meant to be fat.
I actually lost about 20 pounds last christmas...kept it off for over a year. I was down to about 155. Over the past 3 weeks, i've been craving food like a pregnant lady. Over these 3 weeks, ive gained about 30 pounds. Im pushing 200. I don't care.

My bill at The Cheesecake Factory the other night was $70.00. I had like 7 courses!

My grades are slipping.......the professor found me last week under my coat eating a hot pocket I heated using the sun and a device that I like to call "Buffalo Blaster".
He said my pupils were the size of saucers and I kept gazing out the window in the direction of the nearest burger king.

I've been having blackouts....One minute I'll be drving and the next minute I'll wake up on the side of the road with McChicken wrappers covering up the passenger seat and a picture of Ronald McDonald (signed with a kiss) in my hand.

What the hell is wrong with me??? I haven't had a meal in almost 2 hours... I'm going to find something to eat before I start gnawing on the keyboard

LMAO

2005-02-03T07:00:03Z

So I sold like 20 books today on amazon...made $2,000...thinking about quitting school and work to sit on my ass all day selling things around the house...seriously I think I pulled in more cash in one day than a crack dealer/chelsea hooker...ANYWAY...

I went to the post office to wrap and ship my items today.
Now, there are 2 doors leading to the main hall in the office: the main door and a side door. The side door has 2 very large signs posted that says, "door does not open, please use main entrance". I noticed the signs and walked around to the main entrance.
Why does this all matter?
While preparing my packages near the side door window, I witnessed 16 grown adults walk up to the side entrance, attempt to open the door, look around (with a crazy look in their eyes), attempt to open it again, and leave when they couldn't open it. 2 different people became enraged; this one lady started screaming "the fucking post office is supposed to be open till 4 fucking 30!!!" with her little girl pressing up against the glass.

I really appreciated the short line today.

malibu07 @ 2005-02-01T00:13:00

2005-02-01T05:13:48Z

I want to buy a new caar. I need to go car shopping. I have two cars in mind:

I's reletively inexpensive, AND it's a convertibe!

However, is it like, you know......too gay???

I also like this one:

Goog mileage, many bells and/or whistles, and best of all, it's a Honda!! But is it like, you know... too conservatively boring (the other kind of gay)???

I need help deciding. I need to get to a dealership ASAP.

malibu07 @ 2005-01-11T15:55:00

2005-01-11T20:55:23Z

my nana died this morning. im sad.

Im not upset, Im just sad.
we were close. im ok though.
she was like 104. I think it was time.
but im still sad.
I <3 grandmothers.

I remember when me and my old friend emily had this thing about our group called "the immortal grandmas'" because both of our grandmothers were really old and they were alive and kicking. it was cute lol

well im gonna go eat (not because im uber depressed but because i really like to eat). bye

malibu07 @ 2004-12-31T01:52:00

2004-12-31T06:52:19Z

Ok i just finished reading my previous entry and realized how pathetic and selfish it was.

To counteract this I just donated money to Doctor's Without Borders to help with the South-Pacific relief effort.

I am really shallow and a total flake. However, I do want to say that I do think about the people living in the several countries that were hit by the disaster. I really hope that the world can pull together for once and help this time.

malibu07 @ 2004-12-31T01:39:00

2004-12-31T06:39:23Z

Crap.

Everyone else is all set for new years.

The fucking whorebag Brittany will be in fucking LA.
Brit: I am so jealous of you that I could vomit all over the floor and stick a needle in my eye.
I do hope you have a fucking fantastic time though. We really need to talk when you get back so you can tell me how it went (also because i really miss you and I think I need some rogo time).

Caitlin invited me to Barb's party but I'm not sure if I want to go because :

A) It would be rude just to show up when Barb didn't really invite me (I was actually gonna go last year despite that but we all know what happened instead *sigh* -- granted none of this really matters because i rally dont think she'll care but still it's the point ya know???
B) I don't even know if im in the mood to interact with people.

I could always hang out with Kis at her cousins thing... I don't want to do that either because:
A) I would have to go with her and it's like 14 hours away
B) see B for barbs party.

I could always call Kat and/or bb and tag along with them but:
A) I haven't really talked to them in a few months (text messages dont count)
B) see B for Barbs party and Kis's cousins thing.

Ugh-ishhh......

someone help me. I really dont want to sit at home tomorrow but i really dont want to go anywhere either...
Im torn between my fun, extroverted side and my creepy introverted~esque side.

Update Time!

2004-12-20T06:24:24Z

It's been a while!

I've been away from the computer for a long time and I've decided to get off my ass and update a little bit.

Nothing's really changed much... It seems that work has overtaken my life. I'm really enjoying it, however. I've never had so much disposable income at one time before. This is the first Christmas where I'm actually more excited to give gifts out. I've been shopping nonstop for weeks.

My mother, the evil hellspawn that she is, will benefit the most from my recent strike of ambivalence:
I bought her the Ralph Lauren Blue giftset, a giftcard to Saks AND Kaufmanns, BedHead manipulator, a new answering machine, and a certificate to her salon.

I bought my dad a ginormous giftcard to Saks and one to Kaufmanns. I figure the whole family can use the Kaufmanns one, and he can use the Saks one to buy a pair of socks or maybe a shoe (just one, the pair would be 400).
I also got him TIVO!!!! He doesn't really watch TV, but I'm making it my personal goal this holiday season for everyone to experience the joy that is digital video recording.

I bought Bob these really inappropriate tshirts at tshirthell.com they cost about 3 gazillion dollars each but he'll appreciate the "ASSHOLE" extolled on the front in screaming yellow.
I also purchased a certificate to Pizzaola and Nakamas, mainly because he will use both of them.
Ali G season 1 is all his this year.

My friends were remarkably easy this year (they are all really shallow [like me!] and love mindless celebrities [like me!]).
Tiff wil be receiving everything J-lo.
Kayla is getting Paris Hilton perfume...it's actually not that bad (better than Britney's "alcoholious".
Kristen is getting that stupid cd from that boy that looks like aaron carter and the Newlyweds Season 1 set.

Speaking of Kristen, she is driving me fucking crazy!
I think she might actually force me to stab her in the neck with something.

LONG STORY... involving her married ex-boss lover. I actually had to call his place of employment today to see if he was there to keep her from cutting herself or jumping of a ledge or whatever the fuck she does over there while thiking of him.
I can't even discuss it without wanting to puke so I'm going to stop.

I forgot what I got everyone else...my list is around here somewhere and I don't feel like getting it....

In other news, I really miss this girl:

------------grrr prc won't load---------------

Brit: I love you and miss you very very much. I got your voicemail and I attempted to contact you but I couldn't reach you for some reason...please forgive me. I still haven't seen your place yet!

I have more but Im tired. Goodnight everyone.

Flooooooood

2004-09-20T01:38:43Z

I just wanted to share a picture I saw on nicksfan's journal.
This is how much rain fell in Pittsburgh on Friday (he took these the next day)...

This is our new boat lane...please duck when you reach the directional signs

malibu07 @ 2004-09-16T17:38:00

2004-09-16T21:38:05Z

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Name
Age
Simon says	Superb
Paula says	swoon
Randy says	Nice, you have talent
Success level	Runner up, but your album sells better

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malibu07 @ 2004-09-14T12:59:00

2004-09-14T16:59:13Z

Take a look at this:

Someone put that up to protest the new vehicle that ford is developing that gets 6 miles per gallon on diesel fuel. I just thought it was funny :).

Birthday

2004-09-02T01:47:40Z

My birthday is on Friday.

I am requesting birthday wishes from everyone in one form or another. Thank you.

That is all.

malibu07 @ 2004-08-18T01:59:00

2004-08-18T05:59:17Z

Stretch-Limo Mini Coopers...

That has to be breaking like 13 different commandments or something.

AHHHH

2004-08-11T05:34:00Z

SOMEONE HELP ME OUT!!!

A band...I think they are called NOFX or something with letters...

They were singing a song about Bush....something about him being a horrible leader and the whole world wants us to pick a better president and Bush loves Dick but he hates homosexuals and blah blah blah

NAME THAT SONG (and band because I'm not sure on their name)

malibu07 @ 2004-08-08T15:48:00

2004-08-08T19:48:21Z

I love Sunday right now. It's my first complete day off in over a week and I forgot how good it felt to lay around and do nothing but eat and watch TV!

Actually, that is a lie. There is a fall-line 2.0 meeting at aeropostale tonight. However, I feel very inclined to fuck the whole crew over and not go. It's nothing personal, as I have been getting along with everyone really well and I love the design team. I'm just exhausted.

It's my fault. I worked 4-midnight Monday-Thursday this week at the office and then I actually put in a decent schedule at Aero. I missed my platform deadline but I got an extension since Kortney left (cries). I am truly gonna miss her! Erin said the new gm is an asshole, too. Apparently he used to be a keyholder at this location back in the day and Erin went to high school with him. She said that he was one of those people...ya know what I'm talkin' about : That one kid that thought he was sooooooooo cool and popular, when in reality he was marginally social-successful and highly annoying. I guess we will see what happens...

Soooooooooo it turns out that I do have a soul and I have a problem with the mortgage collection system. Naturally, Kayla is a pro at it. She garbles up speedpays like a vacuum cleaner in a dust storm. I think I might hate my job. I'll attempt at finishing the month out and then try to transfer into more of a customer serive archetype.

....just spent an hour on the phone with Kris. She just got back from a week in Ocean City. She had fun and her head is not officially screwed on her shoulders so I think she is in the recovery process now. HIS name didn't even come up once. Thank you Jesus.

Unfortunately, I forgot what I was talking about.

Friday was interesting... in the morning my mother and I drove down to Greentree so she could find the building where she had to go for her meeting. We went to lunch and had a nice time. I went to work at 5 and it wasn't bad! Tiffany moved her stuff into the cubicle next to me and we basically goofed around all night =). We stopped at the carnival after work and I ran into Cassie O! I didn't know her at first and we just stood there until she said "well aren't you going to hug me?" It was a good feeling.
We waited in line for 30 minutes to get these giant funnel cakes. It was hilarious because there were like 500 people surrounding this booth waiting for their cake, and they had about 10 people taking orders and these 2 90 year old ladies making the cakes.
We were walking back to the car when we smelled pizza. We really wanted some, so we stopped in this little shed-of-a-building and made friends with the pizza guy. He gave us this gigantic wheel pizza and we consumed the thing in 10 minutes.
Caitlin called after that and told me to stop down April's party. I got there and saw C's convertible in the driveway and I almost didn't go in. I actually made Caitlin come out and fetch me. She cut her hair! It looks REALLY good, though. She informed me that C was on vacation with his dad and he just left the car there. So after settling my rage, I went in. When April saw me she tackled me! It was really good to see her again. We caught up for a little bit and then I went upstairs to find Caitlin. That's when I saw Barb (the prom girl!!!!!). This is the point where April and Barb proceeded to tell me what was going on with Karen (evil smile) :

- as it turns out, t and I aren't the only ones to absolutely hate Benny! EVERYONE DOES!!!! It is affecting all of her friendships. What surprised me was that she doesn't even communicate with Barb or any of that crowd anymore, mostly because none of them can stand to be around her boyfriend!
- Benny was Liz's first! That is how Kaye was introduced to him!
- There is trouble in the relationship!

There is more. I don't think anyone cares though. Plus I just realized how petty and pointless all of this drama is.

I just found this quiz:

It's true! I DO charge a little under $80.00! And I DO think of Brittany when I'm jacking off!

Oh please Brit say it's true, say you want to lick me like a lollypop!

omg

2004-07-28T03:33:49Z

The only thing I have to say to you if you are still quoting any lyrics from a Savage Garden song is:

GO BACK TO 1997..............AND BRING ME BACK A BOOK OF JEWEL'S POEMS

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